theonion:

Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Years Chained To Radiator
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thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

eatsleepdraw:

"Curly Fingers" - Audrey Lafarga
nerdrage42:

Sext based adventures.